This totally made me laugh, have a great day everyone!
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programmes such as :
· SKYSPORTS 5.0,
· Football 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4...1 ..
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application n can cause Husband 1.0 to default toGrumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 ..
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad programme that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -programme these are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great programme, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
3 comments:
That is a hilarious post! I love it! It was great seeing you Sunday. It looked like you were having a hectic day! We had to leave after Sunday school, so sorry we couldn't catch up! No, we didn't move back to Calgary, but I wish we were in that ward! Everyone was really friendly and there were four people I knew! We were actually helping Carlo's brother and family move and they couldn't find their ward, but knew someone in yours, so that's where we ended up. Oh, the memories! Dating coordinators was one of the funnest callings I'm sure we ever had! ;) Maija is soooo cute and her skirt was adorable! Hope you're doing great and we'll have to catch up more soon! XOXO
too funny!!!
Oh, how true! This is great!
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