Installing a Husband

This totally made me laugh, have a great day everyone!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programmes such as :
· SKYSPORTS 5.0,
· Football 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4...1 ..

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application n can cause Husband 1.0 to default toGrumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 ..
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad programme that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -programme these are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great programme, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

TV and babies, not a good mix...

So this article I think is just simple common sense, but I thought I would pass it along. It is an article from cnn.com today that shows research regarding educational DVDs for babies, here it is. oh I know most of my friends share this opinion regarding television, and their children, but instead of ranting about too much TV, I thought I would let the media do it. Have a great day everyone! I also thought it would be interesting to see what other views are out there regarding educational DVDs, so please feel free to comment.

Oil Painting- THANK YOU

I just wanted to say thanks for all the encouragement, and the nice comments about my oil paintings, you guys are all super nice, once my next one is done I will post the final result! I'll be sad when March comes since I won't be continuing my art classes for the spring, and summer sessions, but these seasons mean SUNNY DAYS, so we'll be busy trying to get Maija brown like her mommy!

Cool photos

So Wyatt did such a good job on the photos for Wes and Jacquie's wedding, you can check them out here, but this ring one is pretty cool. I wish he had done my wedding portraits, but wait what do we do about the pictures with the groom??? lol

Wes and Jacquie's wedding

So today, FRIDAY 13th! we were able to attend Wes, and Jacquie Olson's wedding. It is neat to see how each wedding just reflects the individual personalities of the bride and groom. This was a beautiful, tasteful, funny, and modest wedding. There was just a very good spirit about it. I love that as Latter Day Saints we have the chance to truly review the covenants we made with our spouse, and our Heavenly Father every time we attend a wedding in the temple.
Also they had the most awesome photographer EVER! Ok I'm a bit bias, but honestly Wyatt did an awesome job on the pictures! Congrats to the bride a groom.
ps: no wedding photos posted yet, this picture of the temple is one from last summer, I will post a link as soon as Wyatt has today's pictures up on the web page...but I saw the preview tonight, and they look awesome!

Oil Painting

On Sep 2008 I started taking Oil painting classes with Chris Jordan, it has been a really neat experience I always wanted to do this, so much, that I even studied art...well art history, but was always too chicken to try it myself, but not anymore!! Thanks to Wyatt's encouragement, and that one talk by Elder Ballard telling the women of the church to take time to develop their talents. So here are some pictures of my first two paintings, they are both copies from paintings found in Art of the West and Southwest Art.
This one is called "Lost Opportunity" the original was done by Luke Frazier I thought it would be neat to try out a landscape as my first painting, after all our home is filled with beautiful outdoor pictures taken by Wyatt, so I thought I could add to the same theme.


And this is the original that I used



For this next painting I lost the reference to the original artist, that's too bad, since I think He or She did all the work, I'm simply trying to learn from them.



And this is the original that I worked from



My next painting is going to be truly original, this time I will be working from a photograph that Wyatt took of the Cardston Alberta Temple, here is a preview, here I am working on the under drawing.

FHE

Does anyone have any good ideas for Family Home Evening with a 15 month old????? I want to involve Maija, but I don't know how, any help will be welcomed